our beloved ducks are blessing the neighborhood once again with their spring-fling and lawn fertilizing as they do every year right around the new moon of january/february (depending upon weather conditions) until the summer solstice on june 21st - SO PLEASE DRIVE CAREFULLY WHEREVER YOU SEE DUCK CROSSING SIGNS!
and for the record; the ducks have been fed every day regardless of - and/or since - my bogus and politically motivated retaliatory arrest, and i even created a stealth 'duck feeder underground' so to speak (let's call it the DUCK LIBERATION FRONT and/or DLF) amongst duck-loving neighbors, since it looked like we were being thrust back to the 1960s by the bush administration civil liberties/civil rights-wise - BUT! the worst is actually now over; as we have just re-entered an environmentally friendly and civil-liberties/civil rights-friendly democratic congressional era - and if that crazy old bastard mister-o attempts to poison these endangered birds once again - and/or harasses them in any way - and/or violently attacks me once again; etc etc etc - i won't bother contacting the corrupt SCPD, i will instead go to directly to the county sheriff - NO MORE BULLSHIT (what are the SCPD gonna do? shoot me?) the county takes the abuse of humans and/or animals very seriously, so there will be no messing around this time...also; the mainstream media and/or the bush administration likely will pump out their bogus bird flu hype once again to keep the masses unecessarily gripped in fear and/or improve their ratings as usual, but just ignore the hype - and if you don't like ducks; TOO DAMN BAD - i suggest you move to siberia or something...
and for the record; the ducks have been fed every day regardless of - and/or since - my bogus and politically motivated retaliatory arrest, and i even created a stealth 'duck feeder underground' so to speak (let's call it the DUCK LIBERATION FRONT and/or DLF) amongst duck-loving neighbors, since it looked like we were being thrust back to the 1960s by the bush administration civil liberties/civil rights-wise - BUT! the worst is actually now over; as we have just re-entered an environmentally friendly and civil-liberties/civil rights-friendly democratic congressional era - and if that crazy old bastard mister-o attempts to poison these endangered birds once again - and/or harasses them in any way - and/or violently attacks me once again; etc etc etc - i won't bother contacting the corrupt SCPD, i will instead go to directly to the county sheriff - NO MORE BULLSHIT (what are the SCPD gonna do? shoot me?) the county takes the abuse of humans and/or animals very seriously, so there will be no messing around this time...also; the mainstream media and/or the bush administration likely will pump out their bogus bird flu hype once again to keep the masses unecessarily gripped in fear and/or improve their ratings as usual, but just ignore the hype - and if you don't like ducks; TOO DAMN BAD - i suggest you move to siberia or something...
